Mommy, please feed me!

An aNGANymous friend and I have been preoccupied with a ridiculous yet completely *dazzling* comm that I don't really like to admit to being in (What can I say? It's a cult.) unless you know what I'm talking about what I say things like "clap clap clap", "chagrin", or "ohmygawd enough failcob already when can i skip to the edward part?"

Anyway, there's a cultier mafia cult out there even crazier than us. They're a group of child-neglecting moms who create creepy things like this.

This was too good not to share. More ROFL pictures here complete with captions.